Friday, March 26, 2010

Have fun keeping your share of the TLC Swag from the Duggars

There were stories circulating this week that somehow super-grifter Sarah Palin's "alternative reality show" Baked Alaska was somehow going to end up on the Discovery Channel. The same channel that has given you "Planet Earth" and "Life" shows featuring the undeniable power of nature the evolutionary process -- was going to give you someone who thinks the first Kentucky Derby winner rode a Jesus-Horse.

But alas, you cannot schedule Sarah Palin before or after "Mythbusters" so Discovery shuttled her off to lesser-light TLC, the network that brings you such quality programming as 'Hoarding: Buried Alive', 'Little People, Big World', and the Duggars 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 and Counting. And it's great that Palin can come to TLC and save the network because the Duggars are just about out of cipherin' digits to figure out how many they've done birthed.

(pic from here)


Montag said...

Heh. Palin on The Learning Channel?

That's rich.

That's like the Kennedy School of Government giving "Magic Dolphins" Noonan a place on their visiting faculty.

Gawd, I hope at least one episode is devoted to the African Xtian witch doctor with the visiting fellowship at Wasilla's Assembly of God church.

Scary Sarah Failin' for Prez in 2012!

StonyPillow said...

Bear Grylls chickened out. That would've been must-see TV.

StonyPillow said...

Jeez. Maybe Discovery should get Mike Rowe to help.

GregL190 said...

Best pic on teh intarwebs that I ever saw was a family portrait of the Duggars with the caption, "Vagina is not a clown car."

pansypoo said...

TLC sucks. 1st the bring jon + kate upon us, now this. not long before they run 'pw my balls!'.