Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The irreality is stunning

Funny how David Souter is a "goat-fucking child-molester" (which if nothing else surpasses a Red-State blogger as it is multi-tasking), but at RedState you can proclaim your need to see a liberal die and get a big ol' hug with some fiction thrown in.

Caleb Howe is one of the valuable members of our community who does tremendously good work. As you know, Caleb has put many hours of time and effort into RedState and broken major stories you’ve probably read here. If he was a left-winger, he’d be one of scores of full-timers bankrolled by George Soros and left-wing interest groups, and wouldn’t have to worry about making a living.

Holy Shit, I must be the WORST left-wing blogger ever. Because George Soros doesn't even send me fucking Blue-Mountain e-cards. As a matter of fact, I cannot think of a prominent left-wing blogger that is getting that sweet-Soros money. Is it Atrios? Is it Jane Hamsher? Is it Glenn Greenwald? Is it Josh Marshall? Is it the Great Orange Satan on his Marcos-Sculpted Island Retreat? If it's Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, I'm telling you, I'm going to be royally pissed (I Kid).

Oh, and yes, there is more:

And right now he could use some help. The Obama economy has done him and his family no favors and he has been without a job for some time. With bills to pay, including a mortgage, kids to feed, and an internet connection that has to be paid for, its tough.

Oh, when exactly did Ol' Murder-hoping Caleb lose his job -- and what Obama-based policy caused it? Because surely it wasn't Commander Bunnypants responsibility at all? I guess if McCain had won Caleb would be ass-deep in hookers & blow -- like an RNC staffer.

And yes, if you are wondering where in the newly-proclaimed "mature guy" Erick the Son of Erick's post about Caleb there is an apology by or on behalf of Caleb for wishing death upon people...I guess your shit out o' luck. IOKIYAR.

As TBogg eloquently states

Drunk, stupid, and working for Erick Erickson for free is no way to go through life young man.

A musical tribute to Caleb...with extra special "really white people" dance moves.


Raoul Paste said...

scores of full-timers bankrolled by George Soros....

Any nonsense will do rather than face the fact that they have destroyed their own standard of living by being dupes and chumps of the Republican masters of disaster.

DanF said...

So is murder-cheering Caleb drawing any of that sweet, government unemployment or is he worried that it will sap his initiative and will to ever work again?

pansypoo said...

ok, i wanted some rite wingers dead, but, i had no interest in poetry after.

Anonymous said...

"If you're looking for a handout, you're in the wrong part of town. Nothing for free. You have to work for everything you get. No more handouts!" - Teabaggers last week (16 March) to a man with Parkinson's.

It's called "Compassionate Conservatism."

Montag said...

Why hasn't ol' Caleb gotten a job coaching in the all-white basketball league?

Where's his initiative?

I thought these people were all about personal responsibility, pulling one's self up by one's bootstraps and all that?

Who could have known that self-determination died the day St. Ronnie Raygun left office?