Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Jenna and not-Jenna....OH....MY....GOD

Wow, was Republican Compassion Night a tough sell, like back at the 1952 RNC it was hard to sell, "Joe McCarthy Hearts Puppies Night". But on with the show:


Big Oh Brother is watching you.


Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove, Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love, She spent her twenties between the sheets...She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead...


"Look Jenna, it's white people."


Those kids are sooooo getting microwave food next time from Gammy.


Okay, having Dick Cheney leer at you is not exactly reflective of compassion.


Ve have compassion, so enjoy it, on pain of death.


"You are a girly man."


Pop another viagra America.


"Yes, you're right Rudy, white slavery is always an option."


Republican Delegate Eustace Haney made a bold pitch for legal unions that made Rick Santorum blush. (Hint: Green Acres)


Senator Bill Frist, tells seniors about their medicaid prescription care, and that they are being evicted from their homes.

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