Youth of America

In general (obviously there are exceptions) thanks a fucking bunch, I mean really, your inability to actually go and vote in significantly higher numbers than usual really managed to be of great assistance for the cause of reelecting Dear Leader. Your apathy is a perfect compliment to our nation's irrational voting majority.

It all really chalks up to a bright future doesn't it?

Now stop breathing through your mouths and show up to work at Arby's on time for once.