A. Send out your white evangelical legions to condemn Howard Dean for saying that the GOP is run by fundamentalist christian whites.
B. Announce that you have credible evidence that terrorists are plotting to destroy our nation's puppies and kitties.
C. Catch one of those No. 3 dudes.
D. Release old tape of H.R. Pufnstuff claim Witchiepoo rant is Osama threatening 'Murica.
E. Blow stuff up.
F. Announce one of the following is missing: (1) Jenna; (2) Not Jenna; (3) Laura; (4) Babs. In tearful address to the nation emphasize the victims substantial whiteness to worried citizens.
G. All of the Above.
And, from the Desk of Karl Rove:
Remember, should his popularity rating dip below 35%, call Dear Leader's Father, remind him of Cyanide Pill to be used for "Operation Grief".
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