Bad Predictions

Last Year, I posted on the America we'd see in one year. Oops.

June 2005, What will they be Doing?


Public Relations, Virgin Atlantic.


Laurie Mylroie's Cabana Boy.


Laundry Detail, Leavenworth, KS.


Appearances for new book, "Fundamentalist Biker Chicks in Heat"


Vice President:Internet Security, Microsoft Corporation.


Waterboarding neighborhood kids who won't get off his lawn.


Monitoring E-Mail, Clear Channel, Inc.


Apologizing for something.


Last Seen in the Misty Mountains.


Being, Left Behind.


Undisclosed Location, naturally.


Coloring in Finishing Up "Prezinidential Pamphlet Memoirs"


I apologize and hope you did not lay down any cash on these predictions.