Not today I have a Haddock

Fighting very minor illness, brain-lock, and plenty of "real world", as opposed to alter-ego world, work to do. Happy Father's Day to all fitting the role.

I suppose I could do an open thread, but that is silly. You have plenty of bigger communities for open threads.

So instead, discuss amongst yourselves a good Title for Dear Leader's Memoir (er, pamphet?) to be published sometime in 2010.

I'll start it off:

"Looking forward to my Parole" by George W. Bush.