Things that Tick off Russell Crowe

Given our good friend Russell Crowe's problems with the law as of late, we thought that we would share a list of items that tick him off. We offer this list to enhance everyone's personal safety so that Russell Crowe will not become enraged and hit, kick, bite, or throw things at you...

1. Tom Cruise. Although we should give him a pass on this one with the strange things that Tom has been saying of late.

2. Clowns... especially that weird Ronald McDonald.

3. White Christian Republicans.

4. Howard Dean.

5. Phones that will not call Australian Hookers.

6. Bananas. Bananas do not come from Australia. Side note: Also hates that Gwen Steffani song... it mentions Bananas.

7. Hotel Concierges. Aw come on these people are creepy, just simply creepy... look at them!!

8. George Clooney. Really ticks him off. We don't understand why.

9. Some odd number of grunts. Damn losers. He hates them. Heck, all grunts are evil, they kill rock and roll. Unlike pretentious celebrities who think that they can do anything they want, like say form a rock and roll band.

10. Shoelaces. Because he is always "trippin'"