Yet Another Theme Song

Gilligan's Nation

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

a tale of a feckless drip.
That started from a zygote spore,

from this preppy's tiny dick.


The Chimp was a steely rocket man,

his Condi brave and sure.
The nation's fate set sail that day,
appointed to an eight year tour, an eight year tour………

Al Qaeda started getting rough,

the neo-con shit was tossed.
If not for the doltage of the feckless crew,
Bin Laden wouldn't be lost; Bin Laden wouldn't be lost.


The Fools took ground on the land of this wretched desert place,


with Gilligan,

and Rummy too,

the Spinning Ass,

and the Wives,

B-Movie Star,

the "Perfessor"

and Crazy Ann,

Yes, they're all quite vile!

Guess what, we're so lucky to be "and the rest"