Congratulations

To all the Koufax Winners, who can be found here.

And a special congratulation's to Jesus' General for winning most humorous blog the category in which Rising Hegemon competed valiantly, and came about as close to victory as the luger from Burkina Faso came to medaling in Torino. Not that I am more bitterer or anything.

But the winners were clearly more deserving and better humans than the rest of us, and will now commence to breeding -- creating a race of Superbloggers. For example, ReddHedd and PZ Myers will create a Duggar-sized portion of Flame-haired Boudiccas.

They will seize control of Daily Kos, rename it Minute Kos and launch an attack upon RedState that will be such a thorough ass-whuppin' that Ben Domenech will memorialize it with this painting:




Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make like Pierce Bush and "hit the bed".

It's what us losers do.

But at least I'm not Hugh Hewitt, his own penis rejects him.