My favorite current commercial

Is for "Secret Clinical Strength" anti-perspirant. An early middle-aged junior high teacher is speaking to the camera about her prior uncontrollable Stephanie Miller-level sweating when she says...

"You don't want a bunch of kids to see you with wetness stains"

Truly words for John Derbyshire to live by.

UPDATE: Disgusted in St. Louis reminds me of an obvious point, this post really should be forwarded to Chris Matthews and other pundits who need information regarding Republican candidate smells, like my dog needs to identify fire hydrant clues.