Well, he does claim

To know comedy...but man, if there's a less-informed, more pro-establishment, privileged WHITE GUY-centric column in the Washington Post this year (and that's saying something) than this bilge from Richard Cohen it'll involve burying an illegal alien-groundskeeper at Congressional Country Club.

UPDATE:

Eric Boehlert takes Cohen to the woodshed and drops him in a chipper.


UPDATE II:

Glenn Greenwald takes the fragments of Cohen left after Boehlert is done, congeals remainder-Cohen into a paste, takes it out to sea and feeds him to the fishes.