There Are Some Things You Can't Cover Up With Lipstick & Powder

Like, for example, unbridled narcissism and a penchant for "Dynasty '07" (by way of the Sunrise Mall) interior decoration schemes.

Update: As a dog-lover, Attaturk is concerned as to whether the pup was harmed in the making of this magnum opus.

And on a lighter note (and just for kicks), best Pammycakes photoshopping ever.