"And here come the UNICORNS!"

I believe that we have a statement to rival that of the Certifiable Assrocket who once said not quite two years ago:

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

The ONLY defense is, it was nearly two years ago.

Today let us meet the person who is more than his match in imaginary friends, AJ Strata:

With the exception of George Bush, who has been an amazingly successful and good President (look at his list of accomplishments and compare it to any other modern President) Congress and the media has to be the worst group of people to be in those positions in our entire history.