There's a "surge" ... in my pants!

In perhaps the most sycophantic interview not on FoxNews, manic depressive rage-a-holic Ralph Peters goes all fan-boy with David Petraeus:

Shorter version:

Q: You're very handsome, is it tough to be so good looking?

Q: Have you been working out? You look great.

Q: Al Qaeda sure is mean, are they just jealous 'cuz you smell so nice?

Q: Khaki is so your color, who are you wearing?

Q: Dude, could I touch it? Just for a second?

Q: Do you ever, you know, take fire without your helmet?