Brash, Flash & Garden Variety Trash

Take a look at this 2004 Salon profile of "Family Values Conservative," professional thug, and D.C. Madam Patron David Vitter (R - Of Course) and tell me there is no God.

Asked by an interviewer in 2000 whether she could forgive her husband if she learned he'd had an extramarital affair, as Hillary Clinton and Bob Livingston's wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does some thing like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

Given where hubby's been spreading those good old fashioned Republican Family Values, Wendy, I'd go for the cash. But that's just me.