How Republican's Think and Talk

Got a problem?  Need a solution?  Does the fix seem intractable or impossible to find?  Aw, don't you worry about it.  Any problem, any issue, any concerns... We can call learn to think and talk like the GOP by simply remembering and saying:  Tax Cuts!

Health care?   Tax Cuts.

Education?   Tax Cuts.

Marital Problems?   Tax Cuts.

Roads and Infrastructure?   Tax Cuts.

Abortion?  Kill the doctor's.  Ok, after Tax cuts.

Price of Gas?  Tax Cuts.

Haircut too expensive.  Tax Cuts.

Prostitutes too expensive?  Tax Cuts.  (that one's for J. Jonah Pantload)

Just remember to sprinkle in some inarticulate and confusing homespun stories and call everyone "my friends."  Hey, there are loosening up the rules, you do not even have to wear a red tie or actually have some meaningful thing to say.