Here's my post-Presidency Proposal

This is George W. Bush, Jan. 21, 2009 (sooner would be okay too):

...a 48-year-old gas station owner flew a lawn chair rigged with helium-filled balloons more than 200 miles across the Oregon desert Saturday, landing in a field in Idaho.

But first we all get a chance to buy a bb-gun.


(AP Photo/Jeff Barnard)