"Pride and Prejudice" --- or -- That's a LOT of Scotch

Maureen Dowd actually said this:

The odd thing is that Obama bears a distinct resemblance to the most cherished hero in chick-lit history. The senator is a modern incarnation of the clever, haughty, reserved and fastidious Mr. Darcy.

I'm sure we all look forward to films in which Colin Firth and James McAvoy play Barack Obama.