It's take your running mate to work day!
I think we all look forward to Sarah Palin giving her condolences to Bono over his tragic skiing death.
And, of course, it leads me to repeat myself:
To Summertime Blues:
I'm a'gonna raise a fuss,
I'm a'gonna raise some dollars
I've been wankin' all summer
Just to try lie and slander
Well I went to Steve Schmidt
Said, 'I got a big date.
'Steve Schmidt said 'No dice, Gramps,
you gotta bloviate
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a'gonna do
But there ain't no cure 'cept sayin' I'm a P.O.W.
Well my mom and father told me
'Son you gotta join the Navy,
If you want to fly a jet
and crash it every other Sunday.'
Well I got back from the War
I told my first wife I wanted out
She said
'You and your heiress 'can go to Hell you fuckin' lout
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a'gonna do
But none of that matters, 'cuz I'm a P.O.W.!
Later this morning
This will be the situation
Gonna take this moron
To the United Nations
Well I'll go to the reporters
They'll said: 'We'd like to help you Mac,
And we sure could use a hug.'
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a'gonna do
But none of that matters, 'cuz I'm a P.O.W.!
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