Golly

Yesterday McNuggets & his Bun were gallivanting about New York meeting various war criminals and has beens all to prove that like looking at Russia, ol' Sarah would just absorb wisdom faster than McCain's adult diaper.

Then he found out that all his poll numbers are in the shitter and dropping fast.

THEN, and only then, it was time for a grand stunt.

And that stunt was to avoid sinking even further into the abyss by avoiding having to deign Obama sharing a stage.

Country first, my ass.

McCAIN McFIRST