Your "Eyewitness 13 News Team"!

That is what they look like. The grizzled old news veteran, and the younger happy-talk female anchor that will be traded in for a newer spokesmodel in about four to eight years. You know like John McCain does in real life.

Meanwhile, John McCain is "afraid Americans do not understand" when they ask Republican candidates questions they are practicing "gotcha journalism".

I understand this day and age `gotcha' journalism. Is that a pizza place? In a conversation with someone who you didn't hear ... the question very well, you don't know the context of the conversation. Grab a phrase. Gov. Palin and I agree that you don't announce that you're going to attack another country."

Especially from those damned pizza places. No wonder Americans have never taken to this bizarre ethnic food. To appeal to real Americans you have to eat at trendy asian fusion restaurants. That's what a hero does! As Tucker Bounds will tell you, "for five and a half years John McCain could not eat asian food".

How dare those "townhall" participants even ask McCain their scripted questions. Asking questions is un-American, where do you people think you are, Canada? And Sarah Palin knows all about Canada, while she's keeping an eye on Russia, she has Trig, Bristol, Track, Lugnut and Distributor Cap watching the Yukon preventing "two-line passes" and "icing".

Just do not ask questions.

[posted in part at Firedoglake]