New Slansky quiz in the New Yorker, people. Take it. Taste it:
20. Who said that Giuliani's "maniacal laugh" during his Convention keynote speech was reminiscent of Richard Widmark's as he pushed an old woman in a wheelchair down the stairs in the film "Kiss of Death"?
(a) Levi Johnston.
(b) Chris Rock.
(c) Ed Koch.
(d) Cliff Schecter.
(e) Sarah Palin.
(f) Chris Matthews.
Then take it.
Which is more exquisite (this isn't the Slansky quiz -- this is my own personal bonus question):
(a) Knowing we are going to kick McBush's ass (metaphorically, of course) from Camden, Maine to Calistoga, California (and back)
(b) With (a) a bigger majority in the House and 60 seats in the Senate
(c) Having the person who dumped you call you back six months later to say, "I made a mistake"
(d) Realizing that you made a subtraction error and have $300 more in your checking account than you thought you did
(e) Double bill: Weezer and James
(f) Discovering that the person you hate most at work hit "reply all" instead of "reply" thus zapping her rant about the your boss to, well, your boss
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