And now, a chance to scourge your eyeballs out

From America's Slumpbuster:

bedtime stories [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Sad but true: this election has me dreaming about Mitch McConnell and John Sununu — and their victory speeches.

10/21 06:11 AM

Yeah...try not to down mallomars and blue cheese-stuffed olives just before you go to sleep.