It's October 20th

Four things are guaranteed the next two weeks:

1. Osama makes a video that FoxNews & the McCain campaign proclaim as an endorsement of Obama. 10 to 1 it is somehow translated as having a passage in which he thanks ACORN for their assistance in Al Qaeda's recruitment drive.

2. Somebody does something stupid in the Middle East that is "good news for John McCain"

3. John McCain praises his ethical and honorable campaign while robocalls funded by him spread the rumor that Obama has a black child out of wedlock named Bridgette McCain.

4. Zogby releases 15 days worth of ridiculous polls.