The Lug Boat

Sadly, No reveals that "love, exciting and ewwwwww" is afloat as the S.S. Wanktanic explores the various STDs one can get from Caribbean Seamen.

Love, exciting and ewww
Come aboard, they're flinging poo
Lugs, oh so sweaty on board
Buffet food, will come back up on you

The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises to be speaking in tongues
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new bro-mance

And Derb won't bad touch anymore

Just an open lap on a creepy bore
It's love
Welcome aboard
It's love!

Formal Stalking Day

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Casual Stalking Day

Seriously that guy looks like a bizarre combination of Phil Mickelson and Artie Lange. When do you think they gave Ramesh Ponnurrururururururururu (top picture right) a small lantern to hold and a jockey cap?

Ah, yes, the brandy & cigar -- a smooth move while you are on a cruise -- to be followed up with a beg for sucker's cash from your readers.

By the way, those pics make it look like Jonah stripped down to his thong and got himself a nice white-guy sunburn. All that baked dough probably smells of warm cookies, no doubt too terribly enticing for his sidekick to ignore.