The Return of Clinton-era Reporting (did it ever really leave?)

At left, McCain and Jonathan Martin (center, in the role of Lindsey Graham) grillin'

Now that his BBQ-Buddy has gone down to defeat, Jonathan Martin is free to cover Barack Obama the way the GOP (and Mark Halperin) want:

President-elect Barack Obama has yet to attend church services since winning the White House earlier this month, a departure from the example of his two immediate predecessors.

OMG, OMG, OMG -- it must be because he and Michelle are too busy making "Whitey" tapes or something!

Although, apparently Martin does have the keen eye of a stalker:

On the three Sundays since his election, Obama has instead used his free time to get in workouts at a Chicago gym.

Somebody call the Pulitzer Prize Board!

(pic from McCain press BBQ in March via the McCain bloggette)

[Cross-Posted at Firedoglake]