White House Schedule: November 10, 2008

Agenda from White House Press Office:

I. Meeting with the President Elect:

A. Noon - 12:05 p.m. Photographs Between Emperor & Hopey McSmilesalot

B. 12:05 p.m. to 1 p.m. The President and President-Elect in Oval Office

i. 12:05 p.m. to 12:58 p.m. President tells story of Oval Office Rug

ii. 12:59 p.m. President tells President Elect how much Barney loves strangers who reach out and try to grab him.

iii. 12:59 to 1 p.m. President discusses magic "sloppy-joe orderin' button"

iv. 1 p.m. to 1:02 p.m. President asks if President-Elect has heard the
Oval Office Rug Story yet?

v. 1:02 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. Sloppy Joes!

vi. 1:31 p.m. to 2:00 p.m. Vice President visits, talks about how he voted against King Holiday. Tells different version of Oval Office Rug story.

vi. 2:00 p.m. President-Elect Departs

C. 2:00 pm. to 2:05 p.m. Hand cleansing

D. 2:06 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. Repeated Crank Calls to Sedona, Arizona.