Well, that's nice and all

I'm sure the Chuck Norris Blog is the site of all manner of poorly acted drivel.

But I miss the days where I could follow the political rants of Pat Sajak. Sadly, lost to history (sort of).

But still, we have Wink Martindale, as a consolation. Tick Tack D'oh!

If Bob Eubanks turns out to be a douchebag too, I will be crushed.

What?

Damn, you Michael Moore!