Revelations

Yes, this is awkward:

At the GOP convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys' club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. "I'll be just a minute," she said.

Yes, but the real shocker was the fact that Todd was wearing nothing except a thong and necklace he had fashioned out of the entire contents of the honor bar. The value of which was well in excess of $150,000.

A sheath of macadamia nuts over your actual nuts with a Toblerone as a codpiece is not cheap people.