Beached?

We haven't seen a K-Lo post at Moron Junction for nearly 24 hours, I thought she was still on the SS Wanktanic? Cruising the Caribbean on the "Pappa Doc, Baby Doc & Batista" nostalgia tour.

I do hope she's safe, you'd think if nothing else, Greenpeace would be there to protect her, Bill Bennett and Newt Gingrich.