
Hey kids, just so you know -- you may use this to track Santa.
But so is Dick Cheney.
And he's fucking armed to the teeth.
You kids outside of the Northeast and mid-Atlantic states are going to have to settle for Mom & Dad eating those cookies and feeling each other up, or discussing the terms of the divorce (don't worry, they actually do blame you).
So, Happy Holidays then.
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