Best News I've Heard All Day Week Month Year

NYT:

That [Rudolph W. Guiliani] always will find a good table at a restaurant or a seat in a television studio is assured. But the political executive suite now most likely lies beyond his grasp.

Thank you God, Joe Biden, Mike DuHaime, and Bernie Kerik.

And Yikes! I'd never heard this:

As a teenager, one of his former girlfriends once told The Daily News, Mr. Giulani [sic] would stand before a mirror and pantomime his presidential swearing in, beginning with “I, Rudy Giuliani.”

Bye, Rudy.