Other comparisons of teabaggers by Michelle Bachman

"Charge of the Light Brigade"

"The guy behind the wall in Cask of Amontillado"
"Officer J.D. Tippett "
"Harold Holt vs. swimming"
"Natalie Wood vs. floating"
"O.J. in the Ford Bronco"
"The Edsel"
"New Coke"
"The Spartans at Thermopylae"
"The South at Gettysberg"
"The CIA's Cubans at the Bay of Pigs"
"The French at Waterloo"
"The British at Gallipoli"
"The Germans at Stalingrad"
"The Romans at Cannae"
"The Japanese at Iwo Jima"
"The Saxons at Hastings"
"The Vikings at Super Bowls IV, VII, VIII, and XI"
"George Bush at Syntax"

Half a brain, half a brain,
Half a brain onward,
All in the Panel of Death
Wanked the six hundred.
"Forward Tea Bag Brigade!
Charge for the left!" she said.
Into the Panel of Death
Wanked the six hundred.

Forward, Tea Bag Brigade!"
Was there Obama dismay'd?
Not tho' the socialist knew
Some one had blunder'd.
Theirs not to blog reply,
Theirs not to twitter why,
Theirs but to wank and lie.
Into the Panel of Death
Wanked the six hundred.

Naught to right of them,
Truth to left of them,
Cameras in front of them
Blather'd and blunder'd;
Storm'd at with snot and gel,
Boldly they squawked and fell,
Into the Panel of Death,
Into, uh, logic? oh hell
Wanked the six hundred.