Monday, December 21, 2009

Oh, go to hell


Douchehat has truly gone down the rabbit-hole -- when is this moron's contract up?

It’s fitting that James Cameron’s “Avatar” arrived in theaters at Christmastime. Like the holiday season itself, the science fiction epic is a crass embodiment of capitalistic excess wrapped around a deeply felt religious message. It’s at once the blockbuster to end all blockbusters, and the Gospel According to James.


Oh crap.

Now, I saw Avatar this weekend, it's a big spectacular spectacle (as opposed to an unspectacular one of course) with some underlying messages, and certain plot points that make no fucking sense at all (floating mountains...huh? I guess it makes sense in Movies and "Yes" album covers) ... in other words a well-crafted Hollywood blockbuster, but a blockbuster nonetheless.

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