For Mickey Kaus

I did some work (well, time wasted really) on a parody for the aspiring Senatorial wanker -- to the tune of this, but you know the thing about parodying rap is -- it is a pain in the ass to read because there's such volume to it -- eventually it just gets exposed for the tiresome high-schoolish juvenile awfulness that song parody is. Plus, I'm sure somebody has already done it, and probably better so I'd get accused of plagiarism all at the expense of sucking.

So in summary, just replace "on a boat" with "in a goat" and you've pretty much got it.