Rising Hegemon
Still, I take some satisfaction in this:
At the Scouting Combine, the Wonderlic exam is administered to players in groups. The 12-minute test is preceded by some brief instructions and comments from the person administering the test.
Per a league source, after the person administering the test to [Tim] Tebow's group had finished, Tebow made a request that the players bow their heads in prayer before taking the 50-question exam.
Said one of the other players in response: "Shut the f--k up." Others players in the room then laughed.
Tebow proceeded to score a 22 out of 50, which is slightly below average. So I scored more than Tim Tebow...and this is likely true both for the Wonderlich and in other ways.
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Where's your messiah nowwww?
What!
His Imaginary Friend failed to come through for him?
Truly, I am shocked!
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My understanding of the scoring system is that the guys who become the best Qbs miss 1-3 questions. (e.g. Brandy, Brees, Manning, McNabb)
The time limit does give you time to be perfect, but you don't have time to really screw up and go back and fix multiple answers. The best Qbs are aware of their situation every time but occasionally make mistakes. You rarely see them throw to one of their guys in coverage. When they throw picks, there usually isn't anyone around. They just screwed up.
Guys who score perfectly (Alex Smith) often turn out to be too afraid to make a mistake and don't make it in the NFL.
This more or less means Tebow isn't ready. Either he is not smart (you don't have to be genius to score well) enough to hack it, or the laughter flustered him so much that he could never hack it in the NFL.
God's direct intervention raised his grade to 44%!!!1! Without God, he would have gotten only 9 out of 50!11!11!11eleven Praise the name of God and profit Tebow!!1!11!1!one!
or as a cheeze eating surrender monkey would say, qu'est ce que le fuck?
I haven't taken this in a few years, but if I recall, a great deal of the questions go like this:
You have 8 apples.
Chuck has 6 apples.
Chip has 3 apples.
Chip takes 4 apples away from you and now has 7 apples.
How many apples does Chuck have?
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Expressing support for designation of the first weekend of May as Ten Commandments Weekend to recognize the significant contributions the Ten Commandments have made to shaping Western civilization and the vital role they played in the development of the institutions and national character of the United States.
I think this is a good time to reflect upon Exodus, Chapter 34:
26 "Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the LORD your God.
"Do not cook a young goat in its mother's milk."
27 Then the LORD said to Moses, "Write down these words, for in accordance with these words I have made a covenant with you and with Israel." 28 Moses was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights without eating bread or drinking water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of the covenant—the Ten Commandments.
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I'm out of my league here. I keep wondering how any man could live without bread or water forty days, unless he had beer and pizza. vox
no sex might be affecting trebow's testoserone level. lol
Which was someone's way of telling Tebow, "welcome to the big leagues, hotshot."
I wonder how long it's going to take before Tebow winds up in the Canadian league.
Good point Rui! I couldn't have said it better myself.
more cogent than olives & assholes.
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