Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Johnny One Note


John Bolton set the moral tenor of his life early on by saying:

"by the time I was about to graduate in 1970, it was clear to me that opponents of the Vietnam War had made it certain we could not prevail, and that I had no great interest in going there to have Teddy Kennedy give it back to the people I might die to take it away from."


Thus began a life-long tradition of presumptively blaming liberals for all bad things while having no problem watching others die for a situation he didn't want to get personally involved in. A real moral giant. A real Neo-Con.

And so it goes:

Bolton: Mubarak’s Downfall Would Mean We Need To Bomb Iran Sooner


What else calls for the bombing of Iran? Bolton's a war mongerer for all seasons. The coming of Spring; Summer; Fall; and Winter.

North Korea does something, bomb Iran! Gaza protests, bomb Iran! And, of course, Iran protests in Iran, bomb Iran!

Packers win, bomb Iran. Steelers win, bomb Iran.

There's only one instance where John Bolton did not want to bomb Iran, when he wanted to bomb Chicago.

5 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Chicago has enough to worry about this morning without that psycho. 16″ of snow on the ground, another 12 hours of blizzard to go. We finally got our fair share of winter, all in one hit. I’ve gotta grab a shovel and dig out a space so Mr. AngreePee and LilMissApplausePee can have a go. So I guess that makes it a great day to bomb Iran

omen said...

weather underground needs to reconstituted so they can rendition this guy and drop him off in the middle of afghanistan. let's see what that does for his appetite for warfare.

or drop him off in the middle of a palestinian refugee camp. make sure to film it when he wets his pants.

omen said...

according to a ploughshares fund spokesperson, the computer virus obama authorized put a crimp in iran's nuclear program. even israeli authorities have acknowledged that the program's viability has been set back for a few more years.

pansypoo said...

may he go to his grave knowing we never bomb iran.

jimmiraybob said...

I believe that the militant fundamentalist Islamist response is also to bomb and bomb often.

If only there were an isolated and desolate place on earth that all of these lunatics, including Bombin' Bolton, could be renditioned to, and supplied with as much bomb-making material as needed for them to obliterate each other....uh, in the name of civility, I mean send each other to to be at eternal peace with their imagined makers.

What, not civil enough?