Rising Hegemon
Mitt Romney, relatively untainted by scandal or backbone -- George H.W. Bush with a tan. But now Romney is so dull and uncharismatic he is desperate for some color outside of bronzer. The base wants more craaaaaazzzzzy. But being Mitt Romney this is the best he could do:
...there is considerable evidence that Romney has a genuine temper.Well, there's a shocker. What is next? "It appears Romney has a pulse"; "Romney, no sign of gills"; "Mitt Romney denies vestigial tail". He's already asserted his hair is mousse-free.
This sort of milquetoast douchebaggery cannot stand against the genuine article.
I suggest Mitt take a hint from the Cain campaign and have a second former family dog come forward to allege neglect.
Maybe he should claim his current dog is named "Fenton"?
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]
4 comments:
Mitt tries to herd the Iowa Republican faithful toward his candidacy.
Don't worry about Mitt.
He may not be as crazy as the rest of the pack, but for sheer sociopathy, he's got 'em beat.
Just wait until the American people get a load of his work as an economic hitman with Bain Capital, even reichwing blog RedState is worried about the optics of running 'the perfect poster boy for the 1%'
http://www.redstate.com/streiff/2011/11/25/the-unelectable-mitt-romney/
mitt will never get as many hits.
He's already asserted his hair is mousse-free.
Elect the Hair!
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