The Human Parody

Found at Gizmodo...Arnold Schwarzenegger's commentary track for Total Recall is literally made for blind people who like to be spoken too in Austrian Accents. There's an old SNL skit when Joe Montana -- of all people -- was a guest host where a guy who literally speaks every word he thinks...one can see Arnold doing this.

Arnold: "Ah-lo Mah-ree-ah dis is Ah-nuld. Yes, I am speaking to you on a phone to your ans-ur-ing mah-sheen. I am in a cheap oh-tell with ah Pwos-too-tute right now und she is tah-king mah muh-ney. Und now she is un-buh-toon-ing my belt and it is all vur-ee nice as ah am all ee-rect und mah boh-nur iz thwob-bing..."