Monday, July 23, 2012

GAG!

Hasn't Darrell Issa embarrassed himself enough lately? I know, of course not.
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) is floating legislation that would name most U.S. coastal waters after former President Ronald Reagan. Issa reintroduced his bill Wednesday to rename the country’s Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ), which generally extends from three miles to 200 miles offshore, as the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone.
No continental shelf should ever have Darrell Issa involved in the naming of it...only the deep ends for him.

7 comments:

Montag said...

After this, it will be mere weeks before Lousiana Xtian school geography textbooks have renamed the Pacific as The Ronald Reagan Memorial Ocean and the Atlantic as The Other Ronald Reagan Memorial Ocean.

StonyPillow said...

The Darrell Issa Memorial Hydrothermal Vent.

Merdog said...

Then you could have The Jane Wyman Horseshoe Pit.

Grung_e_Gene said...

How about the Ronald Reagan Terrorist Appeasing Iran-Contra Arms Deals Economic Zone

Or

The Ronald Reagan Piss Down Your Back and Tell you It's Raining Transfer of Wealth Economic Zone

Or

The Ronald Reagan Steak Eating Young Buck Welfare Cadillac Driver Economic Zone?

pansypoo said...

would he say that if he new ronny raised taxes? SEVEN TIMES?

fuck this naming shit after reagan! ENOUGH!

merlallen said...

Sold Missiles to Terrorists Bay!

Anonymous said...

Because the area concerned is so large, we should remove St Ronnies name from the 3000+ other similarly afflicted locations to properly cover it.