Saturday, December 26, 2009

Commence the shitting in pants

Thank goodness the ever reliable hyperventilators are around to react. Like twin Peters, King and Hoekstra, who I'm sure are going to find a way to blame Obama for a terror-act that failed.

Meanwhile, it appears this was a fuck in that somehow on overseas flights were relying on a third-world nation's security (though that may not necessarily be a problem).

Although it does give some awesome quotes on twitter:

RT @NYCAviation "CNN passenger interview: Heard pop like champagne cork, moments later saw flames shooting out of suspect's crotch."


Now there's reality as metaphor.

(fez tip AmericaBlog)

Friday, December 25, 2009

And here's some video that works

I do love some of these videos from The Onion, this one is quite brilliant:


Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization

Merry Christmas

What better than a Christmas Reading on You Tube without Video?

But I've long-loved this fictional Christmas Pageant Review from David Sedaris:

And welcome to those readers who followed this advice, got this gift only, and are now completely unattached

Via Blue Girl via Ken Levine:


Watch CBS Videos Online

Answering the timeless question, how can I compare my loved one to cream cheese on a bagel?

What Digby Said

This piece (as indicated through Hullabaloo) on how Colbert & his writers worked on and then executed the justifiably famous (or infamous if you are America's Concern Troll, Richard Cohen) Correspondent's Dinner routine in the Spring of 2006 right before George W. Bush.



It's awesome, it will brighten your X-Mas, and make those new brown socks seem heckuva lot browner!

When the dinner was over, "I don't think I'm dying. I go to sit down and nobody's meeting my eye. Only [the late journalist-turned-White House spokesman] Tony Snow comes over and says I'm doing a great job." Then Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia came his way and told him he was brilliant.

"I said, oh, s-, don't let me like Antonin Scalia!"

Wondering what exit he should use, Colbert recalls being approached by actor Harry Lennix, whom he knew from their days at Northwestern University. Colbert indicated that he sensed some of the audience wasn't happy. "And he [Lennix] said, 'f- these people."


Indeed, fuck them.

Merry Christmas...except to them.

Well, it's Christmas


And in keeping in spirit with what the President said about health care reform, I'm going to roll up my sleeves and start shopping for gifts this year.

And then I'm going to get working on fulfilling those 2009 resolutions I made.

And then see if I can figure out a way to print off that book I bought on my Kindle.

(pic from here)

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Lindsey Graham's not white enough Christmas

Artfully put, moron:

SEN. LINDSEY GRAHAM (R-SC): Throughout the nation, there are going to be thousands of more people enrolled in Medicaid. And every state, except one, is going to have to come up with matching money.

I have 12 percent unemployment in South Carolina. My state is on its knees. I have 31 percent African-American population in South Carolina.


And the South Carolina GOP thinks this guy is too moderate.

Well, it's getting closer to being done

Health Care "Reform" passes the Senate on a straight party vote (60 to 39, conservatives prayers kept Republican Jim Bunning from realizing he was still alive), I tell you, I step away from blogging for a day and the next thing you know...

It's like dogs and cats living together. Redstate morons start hanging out and posing as progressive morons.




Isn't anything reliable anymore, something you can count on?

Well, there's always David Broder living in bipartisan-fantasy land, where impossible things, like sane Republicans and Regularity exist forever.

It would help a lot if he reached out personally to those few Republicans who might still want to improve the bill rather than sink it.


Yes, Broder, and scientists should keep research going into how you can go back to enjoying peanut brittle for Christmans.

Morning Miscellaney

I think Dad may be traveling or sleeping in. If that's the case, I'll try to put up some tidbits while I'm making my gravy, which is already on the stove.

First up: did you read this? This article by one of my favorite writers, Dr. Atul Gawande, offers the most compelling reasons I've read for why the bill should pass. It's a little long, but stay with it and let me know what you think.

This is a bummer.

Pareene: Our Favorite Things about 2009: These People are Gone.

I'm looking forward to this evening when a friend is having a Christmas Eve open house. She's got two kids -- three and five -- who are in their prime Santa-believing years. According to their mom, their excitement has been building all week and I'm anxious to see them in full Santa freakout. I got some goodies to stick in their stockings after we put them to bed and the grownups get their goodies in the form of some adult beverages.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

More From the George W. Bush & Dick Cheney of Popes

NYT:
In an effort to calm growing tensions with Jewish groups, the Vatican said Wednesday that Pope Benedict XVI had not moved the wartime Pope Pius XII closer to sainthood as an “act of hostility” against those who believe Pius did not do enough to stop the Holocaust.

The Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Federico Lombardi, issued a statement saying that the beatification process evaluated the “Christian life” of Pius, who ruled from 1939 to 1958, and not “the historical significance of his choices.”
Huh? What does that even mean? Is Lombardi a canon lawyer?
The legacy of Pius is particularly sensitive for the Jewish community in Rome. More than 1,000 of its members were rounded up in 1943, and deported to Auschwitz. Documents in the Vatican archives indicate that Pius knew of the deportation and did not act to stop it.
He was pope and he did nothing to stop it? Sounds like a Christian life to me.

Speaking of the Putz

Golly Howie, maybe it's because it's one of those things that have a direct and immediate impact on the lives of tens of millions of people? Many of these people, like me, might be traveling long distances:



I guess you and Chuck Todd can get together and decree the news has to lead with a Tiger Woods/Dead Celebrity story 365.

Asshole.

SuperTrains

Dear Barack and frequent Amtrak rider Joe,

Amtrak needs money. New Jersey Transit needs money. They need money to upgrade their infrastructure, so that stuff like this doesn't happen ever, not just on the day before Christmas.

Why, when it comes to infrastructure, is our attitude "No We Can't?"

Another stimulus, please? This time, with infrastructure.

xxx...

res

The metaphysical bond between all black people according to a white person part infinity

And now America's least critical media critic Howard Kurtz:

And for all the heated rhetoric being thrown at him [President Obama] these days -- socialist, sellout, soporific, yadda yadda yadda -- I don't think anyone has accused him of a racial approach to politics. People want to know what he's doing about unemployment and health care and climate change. In a very real sense, he seems to have transcended race.

(I was going to make a Tiger Woods analogy here, but at the moment that seems like a decidedly bad idea.)


So why'd you bring it up asshole?



via Atrios.

Sex in the '00s

(That got your attention, didn't it?)

Pareene: The Top 13 People Politicians Should Not Have Had Sex With in the 2000s

Too lazy to excerpt. I'm up to my a## in cooking and cleaning in preparation for the big Christmas celebration chez res. First the cleaning. Then tomorrow I'll put some old-school gravy (that's marinara to the uninitiated) on the stove, blanch some broccoli rabe, make the shells for the manicotti, pull together some meatballs, the whole Italian-American deal ...

Will say re the post however, that the funniest day bar none that I ever spent on the internets was the day John Aravosis unmasked Jeff Gannon as a prostitute. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard since. Commenters in Left Blogostan outdid themselves on that historic day.

The Village -- You Suck

The Shrill one really goes after the centrist budget scolds who along with the GOP have done fuck all:

And let’s also not fail to take note of those who had a chance to join in this historic moment, and punted.

I’m not talking about the progressives who have rejected this bill because they don’t think it’s good enough; I disagree, but I respect their motives. I’m talking instead about the self-described centrists, pundits and politicians, who have spent years lecturing us on the need to make hard choices and actually come to grip with America’s problems; you know who I mean. So what did they do when faced with a chance to help confront those problems? They made excuses.

Health care costs are, as everyone serious acknowledges, at the core of many of our difficulties, very much including long-term budget deficits. What reformers have been saying for years is that the only way to tackle health care costs is in the context of a reform that also tackles the problem of uninsurance; and so it has proved. As Atul Gawande and others have pointed out, the Senate bill tries a wide variety of approaches to cost containment — in fact, just about everything that has been suggested. We don’t know which of these approaches will work or how well, but that’s more than anyone has managed to achieve ever before.

Oh, and the legislation is fiscally responsible from the start.

So did the deficit scolds, the people who preach the need to rein in entitlements and start paying our way, rally behind the cost-containment plans? Um, no. As I said, they made excuses, whining that the bill doesn’t do enough (as if there were any chance of passing a bill with everything they want), or insisting that even though the legislation does do the right thing, it doesn’t matter, because Congress won’t let the cost cuts go into effect — which turns out to be a claim at odds with the evidence of history.

And the lesson I take from that is that these people are insincere. They like posing as defenders of fiscal rectitude; they like declaring a pox on both houses; but when push comes to shove, their dislike of social insurance, their refusal to consider any government economy measures that don’t involve punishing people with lower incomes, trumps their supposed concern about acting responsibly.


Via Brad DeLong.

What Conservatives stand for apparently

Via Kevin Drum, it appears the National Review has hired another intellectual titan, Mike Potemra:

I have over the past couple of months been watching DVDs of Star Trek: The Next Generation, a show I missed completely in its run of 1987 to 1994; and I confess myself amazed that so many conservatives are fond of it. Its messages are unabashedly liberal ones of the early post-Cold War era — peace, tolerance, due process, progress....


Okay,

1. As Drum notes apparently some conservatives are now willing to fess up to loving war, intolerance, kangaroo courts, and going backwards. Points for honesty I guess.

2. The guy is essentially saying, I don't like Star Trek, but I've been watching old DVD's of it over the last several months. I'm sure Mr. Potemra would say the same thing about fetish porn.

3. Not liking Star Trek? How long will Doughbob Loadpants allow this guy to keep a job? Stupidity and incompetency are one thing at the National Review, hell, they're essential functions, but dissing Star Trek -- straight out!

Well it's been almost a week

Since they had to perform emergency surgery so Michelle Duggar could crank out number 19 -- Jingo!.

So I imagine it's time for ol' Jim Bob to tickle the ol' Myhrr and plant his seed.

And, yeah, Merry Christmas.

Hard to believe a Glenn Beck-wannabee would be so emotionally unstable isn't it?

Quoting a liberal chuck of Wolcott on some idiot filling in for other idiot Glenn Beck who took Christmas off to inappropriately touch gold bars:

...my favorite part of the Baker spiel was when he announced at the top of the hour that even though Jesus is his Lord and Savior, he had no Christmas spirit this season, none. This health care extravaganza, moving toward a vote and what looks like inevitable passage, had ruined Christmas for him, and not just this Christmas, but every Christmas going forward, because each future Christmas will only serve to remind him of the health care bill that was foisted on the American people this Christmas...if he can shepherd a huge, contentious, complicated bill to the president's desk that will ruin this Christmas and future Christmases for blowhard Glenn Beck wannabees, then Harry Reid is my hero.

I understand they considered benching Wolf because Julius Peppers was hitting him so hard

How will civilization survive without an additional hour of Wolf Blitzer's stunning lack of wit or charisma?

CNN will be changing things up on January 18th, when Rick Sanchez will get a second hour, anchoring a new show called "Rick's List" from 3-5PM. He currently anchors the 3PM hour but the hour is not branded as his show.

"The Situation Room" will be cut back an hour, and will air from 5-7PM.

Politico's Michael Calderone reports that "CNN president Jon Klein, on the morning editorial call, told staffers that both Wolf Blitzer and Sanchez are pleased with the decision."


Of course in his own mind, Wolf is pleased. Being on TV for an hour less, means he has '40 minutes' less work to do.

I never get banned from anything

I'm not banned from Meghan McCain's twitter (check spelling, yeah, twitter) account, like Watertiger. And I'm just as fictionally eponymous.

And now, it's likely I could go to any Sarah Palin book signing I want (like I would) and would almost certainly not be banned. Nice enemies list, you betcha!

Why am I not banned from doing things I wouldn't do anyway?

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Best News I've Heard All Day Week Month Year

NYT:
That [Rudolph W. Guiliani] always will find a good table at a restaurant or a seat in a television studio is assured. But the political executive suite now most likely lies beyond his grasp.
Thank you God, Joe Biden, Mike DuHaime, and Bernie Kerik.

And Yikes! I'd never heard this:
As a teenager, one of his former girlfriends once told The Daily News, Mr. Giulani [sic] would stand before a mirror and pantomime his presidential swearing in, beginning with “I, Rudy Giuliani.”
Bye, Rudy.

Mags 2010

Every year I subscribe to a new magazine. Sometimes they're substantive (The Economist in 2007 and The Nation in 2008) and sometimes silly (Vogue in 2009). I need a suggestion for 2010. I've been a New Yorker subscriber for years (and probably will continue to do so, even though I think it's time for Remnick to bring a few new writers on board), so that base is covered. I've also got a free subscription to Time Out New York, and even though with the exception of "Get Naked" columnist Jamie Bufalino I hate it (most of the features sound as though they were written by people who have never visited, let alone lived, here), I can't seem to stop them from sending it to me, so that one's out too.

So I need something new and would be pleased if you'd put your (non-pornographic) suggestions in comments.

The rankings game

Though many have not noticed (I guess the publications will declare next year to be the end of the decade...or do so again) technically the aughts are in their last eight days.

And good-fucking-riddance!!!

I'd say worst decade EVAH!, except that's palpably laughable. The of the 1340's with the bubonic plague killing about a third to half of Europe, the Middle-East and Asia was pretty fucking suck-a-licious (hey, if that had happened in the 1980s and a third of Asia died we might at least have been spared some awful prog-rock! "Heat of the Moment" can suck it!).

The 1930s were the depression and then led into the decade of the worst war ever (the one we in the U.S. took out the lesson that it was apparently awesome, but c'mon). The 1960s had some great progress, but it also had Vietnam and the assassination of about three prominent liberal and/or democratic leaders.

So I suppose int he next few days we should put up some reader participation polling on things.

The first notable list I've found is this list of 10 Worst WaPo Columnists.

Somehow it fails to contain 'America's Concern Troll' -- which totally undermines the rest of it. This listing has its flaws IMO (I'd have to find a way to put Anne Appelbaum in there somewhere, definitely in place of EJ Dionne who doesn't bother me -- in fact he doesn't register), but it is much better at listing the contenders and does the rankings better IMO.

I'd also have to throw in #11 anyway because Dana Milbank's excretory smugness deserves a special mention.

Really maybe the poll to take -- and this should be left to Atrios only, is who are the top-10 Wankers of the naughtie aughties?

I know many TMZ fans would instantly say Tiger Woods, but I'm pretty sure he's not top-10 material for being extra horny.

Rudy passes up another chance to lose

I was totally looking forward to seeing Rudy Giuliani [9-11!] lose another election at the earliest possible [9-11!] opportunity. But it was not to be...yet.

So long, Rudy.

Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani is expected to announce Tuesday he is not running for U.S. Senate or anything else in 2010, effectively ending his storied - and often stormy - electoral career, The Daily News has learned.


But fear not, [9-11!] Rudy will be back. In fact, at present in Clive, Iowa, Rudy still has his signage up [9-11!] from 2008 -- so he's all set to lose [9-11!] badly in a presidential run in 20-[9-11!]-12.
Still up after 911 days.

[Cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Monday, December 21, 2009

You stay Classy Republicans

Bob Owens, aka Confederate Yankee:

Robert Byrd has been around a very long time, and his many decades of service have made West Virginia a wonderful state in which to manufacture methamphetamine or frame the locals for murder. But it's time for Senator to do the right thing, and expire.

It isn't too much to ask for Byrd to step off for that great klavern in the sky before the Senate vote that may force this nation to accept government-rationed health care. Even a nice coma would do.


Remember when Republicans were pushing Ramesh Ponnorururururururumarmaduke's book where he called Democrats "The Party of Death"?

Today is Alex Pareene Day at Rising Hegemon

I'm too lazy to pull out the best bits. Just go read this, too.

On another note, when I attend my first joint Teabagger/Progressive rally to torpedo the health care bill or audit the Fed or encourage Alan Grayson to primary1 Barack Obama in 2012, do I brandish a sign that shows stacks of bodies at a concentration camp or a giant puppet? Wear an Obama-as-witchdoctor or "Free Mumia!" tee-shirt? Carry a "Get a brain! Morans" placard or one that says, "Got spell check?"

Please kill me.

And on yet another, entirely unrelated note: New York got some snow this weekend. Not nearly as much as D.C. or Philly or Boston or Long Island, which according to my cousin, got absolutely whacked. I was out of town, though, and arrived this morning to see that the city had done a horrible job of plowing the place. So a hale 'n hearty middle finger salute to Mayor Bloomberg and the DOT, because I'm 99.9% sure that said half-assed plowing is yet another of those stealth budget cuts we're seeing so much of here these days.

And finally, to that DC cop who pulled his gun on a bunch of people having a snowball fight, the only thing that shocks me is that you didn't Tase them before you started waving your gun around. And with regard to your Hummer? Well, sorry about your penis. Asshole.

1Absolutely horrified that I used "primary" as a verb here.

What Pereene says

Alex Pareene at Gawker nails it yet again:

We learned, again, forever, that the Senate is broken. There are 60 votes to pass the bill but no chance of that happening before Christmas. They had to meet at 1 a.m. in a blizzard to pass a procedural motion. Do you think a climate bill is happening? Hah. Sure. Whatever. Olympia Snow and Susan Collins got everything they asked for and they voted against it. Lieberman and Nelson promise to attempt to kill it again if it ends up looking too generous. Here is a chart that proves that it was not always thus.

So, let's talk about Harry Reid. It is dumb to have a party leader in danger of being unseated! And yet, the Democrats keep doing this! Remember Tom Daschle, our last Democratic Majority Leader? He lost reelection, because he was a moderate Democrat representing a Republican state.

...But Reid, who we have criticized a lot, did an admirable job with what he was given. He did basically sacrifice his Senate seat for this legislation, and he never actively attempted to water it down, his role in the various compromises notwithstanding. It's just that a majority leader shouldn't have to sacrifice his seat for legislation. That is idiotic...


So, yeah, it would be nice to see a tougher leader, from a more liberal state. One who would maybe force through a reconciliation vote on the various nice liberal things that were stripped from the bill—most of those things, like the public option, are things that would work in reconciliation. It would be nice to have a leader who would threaten to blow up the rules of the Senate, which needs to be done by someone. The "political reality" is that everything needs 60 votes and every single compromise was necessary to add or retain every vote, but "political realities" change when politicians change them, which is why there is a 60 vote floor to begin with...

It is nice, really, to have billions of dollar for uninsured people to afford insurance, and the new regulations are long overdue. But christ, the country is pretty broken, right?

2010 is going to be fun! There will be like three more of these year-long soul-destroying battles over every little thing!

Oh my favorite arguments

1. How dare anyone say anything negative about Obama, we should all just shut up and tow toe-the-line like Republicans.

OR

2. Obama is a traitor, he's betrayed us, he's Bush II or worse.

Y'know it's quite possible that both of these things are preposterously untrue.

On point number one -- if people don't make demands upon a Democratic President, why the fuck would he (or she) feel compelled to do anything?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with criticizing a President of your own Party, in fact, good for the people who do.

Oh, go to hell


Douchehat has truly gone down the rabbit-hole -- when is this moron's contract up?

It’s fitting that James Cameron’s “Avatar” arrived in theaters at Christmastime. Like the holiday season itself, the science fiction epic is a crass embodiment of capitalistic excess wrapped around a deeply felt religious message. It’s at once the blockbuster to end all blockbusters, and the Gospel According to James.


Oh crap.

Now, I saw Avatar this weekend, it's a big spectacular spectacle (as opposed to an unspectacular one of course) with some underlying messages, and certain plot points that make no fucking sense at all (floating mountains...huh? I guess it makes sense in Movies and "Yes" album covers) ... in other words a well-crafted Hollywood blockbuster, but a blockbuster nonetheless.

I know they've been forced to do something about concussions

But there's an epidemic of de-pantsing in the NFL this year as well. From Devin Hester a few weeks ago, to the most monstrous near tragedy of all, Raiders lineman Tommy Kelly:



And for once it wasn't because the Raiders were crapping all over the field.

What Digby Said

It's stunning watching the GOP continuing to push the biggest lie of the year, pray for a Senator to get sick or die promptly, while complaining about bipartisanship and have talking heads say shit like this:

In my judgment it's a tragedy for the country to have a bill this important, a historic piece of legislation, pass with only one party voting for it.


And this is said with an implication that it is somehow ALL Obama's fault.

I'm not at all a fan of this bill, but time after time after time Republicans refused to sign on to any portion of it and continued to do all they could to prevent it even coming to a vote. So much that the battle is just to get to a goddamn vote. I sure see Obama portrayed as some sort of progressive traitor, but the make up of the Senate is definitely an excuse, but sometimes excuses are valid.

I wish they would have done this differently, of course, but at the end of the day it's the GOP that's shut itself out and made Presidents out of Lieberman and Nelson.

While many of us aim at the top

I think it's more than fair to look at the dysfunction in the Senate (and House) and look at what some things progressives wanted are up against.

It's all nice for progressive, and let's face it, "gadfly" Russ Feingold to blame Obama for the Public Option not being in the Bill -- and I think one can logically argue the White House long ago made the choice to let Congress do the heavy lifting to keep everything from being like 1993 (and thanks Barack and Rahm).

But Feingold's complaining doesn't really change the fact that all these "progressive" Senators when push came to shove -- or hell, over the last several months -- have not done a hell of a lot on the issue either. And that includes Russ Feingold, who tries to come across as a hero ("Yeah for me, keep that blue money comin'!"), when he's done very little at all.

Couple that with the fact that not one single Republican will even vote for Cloture and you see the margins the White House and Democratic Leadership was dealing with.

There are not very many heroes in this in the White House or the Senate (some House members possibly), and it certainly justifies complaining about, but at the end of the day I'm more frustrated than anything else -- but I'm not going to deal with it by calling Obama, Bush II and referring to anyone who disagrees with me as a tool of one kind or another.

The metaphysical bond between all black people according to a white person part infinity

As painful as it is to say, it's Frank Rich yesterday for this:

Though the American left and right don't agree on much, they are both now coalescing around the suspicion that Obama's brilliant presidential campaign was as hollow as Tiger's public image — a marketing scam designed to camouflage either his covert anti-American radicalism (as the right sees it) or spineless timidity (as the left sees it). The truth may well be neither, but after a decade of being spun silly, Americans can't be blamed for being cynical about any leader trying to sell anything. As we say goodbye to the year of Tiger Woods, it is the country, sad to say, that is left mired in a sand trap with no obvious way out.


In addition to being overwrought crap, it once again does what a conservative like Bill O'Reilly would be verbally flogged by me. Relating all things black men with other famous black men on completely unrelated matters is the laziest bullshit argument in history.

Plus it makes Joe Klein right and dammit, that really pisses me off. If you make that argument feel free to fuck yourself.

Yeah, Popeye you and your Republicans had nothing to do with it


Project much, scratch that, ever fail to project EVER?!

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) ripped into the president on Sunday for abandoning his pledge to foster bipartisanship in Washington, accusing Obama of creating a more toxic political environment than that which existed during the Clinton administration.


Obama's biggest failing in my book is giving you assholes concessions you don't deserve because you still don't vote for the legislation. You right-wing assholes are at least as culpable of ceding control of health care reform to Co-Presidents Nelson and Lieberman as Obama is.

In short, as ever, fuck you you god-damned imbecile.

I hope the Teabaggers remembers to thank the Academy

Of Regent University for the honor.

Polifact's Lie of the Year:

Of all the falsehoods and distortions in the political discourse this year, one stood out from the rest.

"Death panels."


Not to be reported by FoxNews of course.

Oh the dawn of the Holiday Week

What are we all going to be EXTREEEEEE pissed off about today?

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Republicans, more than just ideology

There's also laughable hypocrisy, no matter how allegedly "moderate" they are:

After months in which the Senate health care bill was held up over efforts to find some form in which she would agree to sign on to it, Sen. Snowe (R-ME) now says she will oppose it because it is being "rushed."

Oh thank goodness

John McCain will be on a Sunday News Program again.

It's so difficult to see ol' "President" Bastard anymore.

MATLOCK!!!


Oh dear it's time for Metamucil Man to decry the liberals picking on poor President Obama, how dare those fucking hippies.

What next, will someone be called the 'Comeback Kid'?

Oh, and observe closely, the closest David Broder ever comes to noticing something true is in this column in the last half of this paragraph...

I think Obama deserves more help than he is getting from his fellow Democrats in Congress, given the boost he provided them in the last election, the difficulty of the problems he inherited and the stiff-arm he has received from Republicans.


But once again, he seems not to notice who gave him the problems he inherited. You think the natural obsession Broder should have by now in the issue of inheritance he'd think of such things. But then again, he's leaving behind a tarnished legacy too.

Atta J. Turk's Trusty NFL Picks

I went 4 and 2 last week, making me 55 and 29 for the year. So I'm on a bit of a roll.

With that in mind let me make one more prediction -- it's going to snow a goddamned shitload on the east coast.

Ya' see that's why I get the big imaginary money.

Because the NFL has deprive us of two games to show on their network that so many of us are not allowed to see, there are fewer games this week to pick on a Sunday. Thanks Roger Goddell and Cable Companies. Screw you! On the other hand, thank goodness those two games already happened, or I'd already probably be at least one loss down.


Patriots at Bills
: Now here is a place that is used to snow. Notice there's been no rescheduling in Buffalo (that's what McKinley would have wanted)? The Patriots have been playing like relatively poorly for a while, but managed to pull one out against Carolina. The Bills? Well, who really cares, though they've been better lately. Randy Moss was accused of dogging it last week, but was too lazy to make an effort to respond. Naturally that means he'll go nuts and the Patriots will win big.

Falcons at Jets: The Falcons almost beat the Saints last week, something that seemed almost impressive until it became clear the Saints clearly needed to be beaten -- a metaphorical subconscious desire of what so many would like to see Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson be compelled to do to each other (everybody wins!). Short summary of this game, the Jets can really run, the Falcons can really be run on. J-E-T-S win.

Browns at Chiefs:
The storm has delayed many NFC games to a later start time. But somehow this has not happened to the early games in the AFC. THANK GOD! If that happened much of the nation might have had this game inflicted upon us (unlike what happened to us with Ben Nelson and Joe Lieberman). There have been a lot of great match-ups in the NFL this year, but there have also been some incredible dogs. Brows vs. Bills, Lions vs. Rams, Lions vs. Browns (which turned out to be a great game). These two teams are awful, though the Browns and the Chiefs both have something in common -- beating the Steelers. They can get together and stink up the joint and watch the Chiefs win on a late safety.

Raiders at Broncos
: Ah yes, the inevitable guarateed winner pick. Though I feel bad that JaMarcus Russell won't play because than I should get an extra win out of this one, but Russell, it has been recognized sucks so bad that even the awful Charlie Frye will start at QB. Take the Broncos and don't watch this game.

Bears at Baltimore
: The Bears apparently had trouble making it to Baltimore, in addition the game was pushed back to 4:15, but you can't leave behind Jay Cutler. That guy, or as Jon Gruden would say, THAT GUY, can really throw interceptions. I remember at the beginning of the year it was thought that the Bears would battle the Vikings and Packers for the NFC North. Oops. And while they have had injuries to their defense, their offense has been relatively healthy. They just suck. Their offensive line is bad, their receivers are below average, and Cutler is getting compared to Jeff George -- ouch. Although the Raiders would be delighted if JaMarcus Russell was compared to Jeff George. The Ravens will treat the Bears the way Cindy Brunson of ESPN treats make up -- as an unnecessary disaster. Ravens win.

Packers at Steelers
: Its plain by now that the Packers have recovered from a the first half of the season when they were a talented train-wreck. They've won five in a row - and impressively. They are obviously not just a good play off team, but one that can win if they go to New Orleans or Minnesota (can you imagine Fox-TV if those two met in the NFC Championship game, the states of Wisconsin or Minnesota may never recover -- and Rupert Murdoch would develop a chubby. Meanwhile, the Steelers have lost five in a row. They're not going anywhere this year. So one team has won five straight beating the Cowboys and Ravens, one team has lost five straight, including to the Raiders, Chiefs, and Browns. It's insane to pick the Steelers. I'm picking the Steelers.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Well, apparently there's a consensus

Ben Nelson got some (most, enough?) of what he wanted so it appears all 60 Democrats are now on board for the disappointing, but a little better than nothing Senate version of the health care compromise. (note, I know this my unenthusiastic non-endorsement, as incredibly unimportant as it is, makes me some sort of corporate whore sell out to some insurance company interest, but oh, well)

It appears that the loathsome Ben Nelson got some additional abortion provisions that give states some authority on abortion restrictions, which probably means good things in pro-choice states and more fuck yous in the bible belt for women.

Booman, who while not exactly delighted with the bell is a lot more sanguine that I am -- and has had some fights with some people a lot more pissed than I am -- seems to think this is good news in conference because somehow progressives have more 'hand' in that process, but I think that's rather optimistic to say the least. Whatever comes out of conference can still be filibustered in the Senate (it just cannot be amended) so the final bill is going to be a lot closer to what is in the Senate than in the House.

Watching bits and pieces of the Senate press conference Tom Harkin called the bill a good foundation and no mansion but a something that can be built upon. I don't know about that, it's going to take some reconciliation votes down the line for that to happen and in the near term, who the hell thinks either the Obama Administration or the Democratic Leadership in Congress is going to try that? I don't.

To a certain extent we've been taken for granted, if not sold out, by our Democratic leadership, including the President. Although that seems both too strong and immature a phrase -- it sounds like powerless foot-stomping. The question is, how to hold them accountable, to press them, without enabling a Party in opposition who is truly beholden to the crazies to come anywhere closer to power?

CAVEAT I forgot, Lieberman is off on the sabbath (hell, he flew town and he's not back in DC soon with all the blizzardy weather) so who knows what he'll demand when he gets back. Probably a new real-live dinosaur (and not McCain this time).

True words, but at this stage

Kind of empty:

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has struggled to find the necessary 60 votes to beat back a filibuster, which Obama blamed on the insurance companies’ heavy lobbying.

“They’re spending millions of dollars to kill health insurance reform, just like they’ve done so many times before. They want to preserve a system that works better for the insurance industry than it does for the American people,” Obama said in his address.


Well, they've hit a triple, why not go for a grand slam?

Look ma, James Cameron Blue-Me!



...works better verbally...


(sorry about the hideous ad placement, couldn't find a better video)

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Reading is Fundamental (2009 Edition)

Here's a partial list of the books I read in 2009. Recommendations for 2010? Put 'em in comments.
  1. The Omnivore's Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals, by Michael Pollan (The "Grass" section was fascinating.)
  2. Dreams From My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritence, by Barack Obama (I hope. Yes. I still hope.)
  3. Brick Lane, by Monica Ali (Female liberation in the south Asian community of Thatcher's London.)
  4. Vile Bodies, by Evelyn Waugh (Scenes from the upper class struggle between the wars. It's not A Handful of Dust, but I liked it.)
  5. You Got Nothing Coming: Notes from a Prison Fish, by Jimmy A. Lerner (Middle class Jewish guy's life goes off the rails and into a Nevada state prison. Did I mention that his cellmate is a skinhead named "Kansas"?)
  6. The Secret Scripture, by Sebastian Barry (Beautifully written, but with a too-perfect and ultimately lame ending.)
  7. The Other Boelyn Girl, by Phillipa Gregory (Anne got a raw deal.)
  8. The Boelyn Inheritance, by Phillipa Gregory (I watch "The Tudors", too. So sue me.)
  9. Dracula, by Bram Stoker (Absolutely fantastic. How did I miss this all these years? I still think about the "Ghost Ship" sequence. The dawn of it all...)
  10. The Elegance of the Hedgehog, by Muriel Barbery (Get out your handkerchiefs...)
  11. I Don't: A Contrarian History of Marriage, by Susan Squire (Love. Honor. Obey.)
  12. Drums Along the Mohawk, by Walter D. Edmonds (A ripping-good yarn chock full of history, drama, and intelligently drawn characters.)
  13. A Place of Greater Safety, by Hilary Mantel (Desmoulins, Danton, Robspierre et al come together and crack up. More parallels to this particular moment than I'd care to contemplate.)
  14. 84 Charing Cross Road, by Helene Hanff (Charing is charming.)
  15. Slouching Toward Bethlehem, by Joan Didion (The center cannot hold.)
  16. Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free, by Charles P. Pierce (Much more substantive than the title would lead you to believe. Occasionally hilarious and consistently horrifying.)
  17. Citizens: A Chronicle of the French Revolution, by Simon Schama (Professor Schama rules!)
What did you read this year?

Funny, I'm pretty sure that's not how Larry Craig uses old socks, but whatever

Joe Lieberman as a sock-puppet, almost as good as Joe Lieberman as Droopy-Dog...almost.



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Two future Republican candidates for President of the United States. No doubt, close friends with Meghan McCain.

The story goes that Will yelled "what are all these niggers doing here" one night when all the members of the Black Arts Company where there to celebrate a show they had performed.


What a crazy pair:

Griff Harsh (Meg Whitman's son) throws beer in Guy's face.
Guy: You can't do that to people.
Griff Harsh (points at himself): Billionaire.


Now, maybe they'll grow up. We all do stupid stuff when we're that age or have our moments. But then, most of us, are not insulated from our stupidities by the gift of someone else's billions.

Yeah, how awesome

Two key reasons for the Washington Post's editorial decline. Charles Krauthammer and David Broder have been there for a quarter century together. Ugh.

I believe we have the transcript of introductory speech, where a youthful Fred Hiatt looks on:



That "rich boys" must have been a typo.

Ruh-roh

Forget Gold Beck-heads, invest in the manufacturers of fine pillows, perfect for smothering:

A Congressional tax standoff has opened a window of opportunity for wealthy Americans determined to avoid paying up post-mortem.

With lawmakers unable to agree on a year-end fix for a quirk in the Bush-era tax cuts, the federal estate tax is set to be repealed for one year as of Jan. 1, meaning that those who suffer a timely death could escape the usual certainty of taxes.


As always the root cause goes back to Bush:

The situation dates to 2001 when Republicans, with President George W. Bush newly ensconced in the White House, sought to realize their goal of eliminating a tax on assets being passed on to heirs. The tax became an iconic issue among Republicans who labeled it the death tax and rallied around its repeal in the mid-1990s during their push to win control of Congress.

Backers of the tax cuts wanted it eliminated altogether. But because that would have proved too costly, Congress instead devised a convoluted scheme that gradually raised the value of estates exempt from the tax and reduced the tax rate to the point — for the next two weeks — that an individual estate valued at $3.5 million or more is taxed at the rate of 45 percent. (This year, the tax will bring in an estimated $25 billion).

At the beginning of the new year, that tax is eliminated entirely, only to be restored in 2011 at a rate of 55 percent on estates of $1 million or more — essentially the law in effect before the 2001 change.


The purpose of the estate tax, of course, is to encourage people like, say George W. Bush, to get out there and make it on your own because we're all about "your own bootstraps" here, and not a country based on nobility.

But that only applies, of course, to poor people.

[via Balloon Juice]

Lanny Davis: Follow the Mucus

Granted, she's my boss at another location ... but this is still quite an ass-kicking Jane Hamsher gave the ol' scumbag.

Justice delayed

This man has a hell of a lot better attitude than I would about the whole matter. But then as an incredibly average white-guy I doubt I'd ever have the problem of being convicted for being black.

James Bain used a cell phone for the first time Thursday, calling his elderly mother to tell her he had been freed after 35 years behind bars for a crime he did not commit.

Mobile devices didn't exist in 1974, the year he was sentenced to life in prison for kidnapping a 9-year-old boy and raping him in a nearby field.

Neither did the sophisticated DNA testing that officials more recently used to determine he could not have been the rapist.


And what were the circumstances of his conviction?

He was convicted largely on the strength of the victim's eyewitness identification, though testing available at the time did not definitively link him to the crime. The boy said his attacker had bushy sideburns and a mustache. The boy's uncle, a former assistant principal at a high school, said it sounded like Bain, a former student.

The boy picked Bain out of a photo lineup, although there are lingering questions about whether detectives steered him.


Golly 1974, mustache and bushy sideburns -- sounds so "rare" in that time frame other than every other man between 18 and 30.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

BWAHAHAHAHA!



I think it pairs up well with this scene:

Ah, the "timeless" Each Black Person is linked to every other Black Person theory

I just hope someone asks Colin Powell what he thinks of this whole notion:

Obama and Tiger Woods are so alike!


Shockingly written by a white person (no doubt a person who will say, "I'm a liberal I'm not a racist!" -- yet you wrote this article pinhead).

AWESOME!

Just add Bluto and Corncob Pipe...

Jeebus...you forgot to get a few nose-hairs in frame:



Best comment:

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12/16/09

I'd say he looks pretty good for someone who survived five years in a Confederate POW camp.

That's okay really, I'll just keep slaving away here day after day

Several years after it became apparent I've run out of material to make the marginally funny.

I don't need anything, I'm sure this remaining kidney will keep filtering away -- I'm good. Sure, it would be nice to have some money to claim I gave to Jerry's Kids, but I'm fine. I'm sure I can last a few weeks without insulin. I'll be okay. And no, even though someone claiming to be a doctor says I should have that chemo, I'll pretend to be a Christian Scientist a few more weeks just to put off having to pay for it, I don't really need anything.

Sure, I could use some psycho-therapy to deal with my victim complex and my passive/agressive nature, but I'll get bye.

So I'm here to suggest you take whatever money you thought of donating to this blog -- the money you actually never considered giving to this blog anyway, because really, look at it, it's clearly over creatively here, what with my fictional bad kidney, diabetes, and various forms of cancer -- and sad eyed ill-nourished children and puppies -- I need no money towards curing my ill-earned narcissistic personality disorder.

But, Digby, now there's someone who could use some money. So please give if you can. She's truly a national treasure (and for once I'm not being sarcastic).

I'll be alright, really.

Stenography with Mike Allen

This about sums up what the Politico is worth, and what Sarah Palin actually reads. Ol' Palin braves being surrounded by those "inscrutable asiatics" in Hawaii and finds out TMZ, yes, T-fucking-M-Z made a mildly unfavorable report about her.

Who does she call? Why Mike "Sloppy Seconds" Allen to take dictation.

Top quotes

Via the Onion's twitter...so read from bottom to top:

Oh deary

We liberals are being castigated by Joe Klein. Why he hasn't been so hectoring since before the Iraq War, or was it Bush's plan to reform Social Security by investing it in Wall Street?

The best part is how Joe Klein actually makes this statement:

This issue is just too serious for preening or ranting


Yeah, that's right, Joe Klein, J-O-E K-L-E-I-N actually typed that sentence.

Being hectored for being on the left by Joe Klein oh my, there's a tell-tale sign we're on the right path.

Don't look at me, I'm bitter

Now that I've gotten my ranting out of the way, I'll concur with Krugman:

There’s enormous disappointment among progressives about the emerging health care bill — and rightly so. That said, even as it stands it would take a big step toward greater security for Americans and greater social justice; it would also save many lives over the decade ahead. That’s why progressive health policy wonks — the people who have campaigned for health reform for years — are almost all in favor of voting for the thing.


But that doesn't change the fact that the White House deserves very little credit on the matter as a whole, the bill could have been so much better if they had not negotiated against themselves. They've really burned their base.

Good luck in 2010

Good job using that Clinton-plan for off year elections!

The NBC/Wall Street Journal poll coming out later today will show opposition to the health care bill growing -- mainly from disappointed liberals, who are very much disappointed to see the public option getting thrown out.


Oh that base is sure gonna get off it's ass because of the solid work the White House is doing to hammering them instead of their political opponents. Voting to keep out the zombies only works in the movies, and even then, barely. Is it possible Barack and Rahm think they are the leads in Shaun of the Dead?

An "F" for "effort"

Maybe Joe Lieberman's flaming bag o' healthcare is what Obama really wanted. That would, of course, be more than angering enough. Maybe Joe Lieberman did, really, as the White House claims, concede to a demand of theirs (agreeing to consider a less gritty lubricant?). However, to me personally, the most infuriating thing about the status of health care reform as it stands now and explains my anger at least is summarized by this email to Talking Points Memo:

...people are pissed right now less at the fact that they didn't get what they wanted, and more at the fact that they feel like their people didn't really fight for it. Leaders don't always get what they want. But people recognize when true leaders at least give it a shot. And people judge that leadership by what they say in public and how hard they see them publicly pushing for it. Closed door negotiations don't count.


At least some actual Senate pushback from liberals is starting (warning involves having to see Neal Cavuto NSFW). Not from the White House of course, that would require effort.

On the other hand

The right-wing in this country, still fucking nuts, still fucking liars, still far worse than the alternative (oh, the enthusiasm that generates).

They just make shit up, blow it up to ridiculous proportion, and the correction comes in about 3-point pitch so others can repeat their lies continuously until it becomes a believed fact.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

I'm Confused

I'm not sure who, exactly, I'm supposed to hate at this point. All I know for sure is that my head hurts. In any case, I've come up with the following choices:
  1. Obama
  2. Rahm
  3. Howard Dean
  4. Lieberman
  5. Reid
  6. Senate Republicans
  7. Senate Democrats
  8. Matt Taibbi
  9. Ezra Klein
  10. Ralph Nader
  11. All of the above
  12. Some of the above
  13. None of the above
What say you?

Other comparisons of teabaggers by Michelle Bachman

"Charge of the Light Brigade"

"The guy behind the wall in Cask of Amontillado"
"Officer J.D. Tippett "
"Harold Holt vs. swimming"
"Natalie Wood vs. floating"
"O.J. in the Ford Bronco"
"The Edsel"
"New Coke"
"The Spartans at Thermopylae"
"The South at Gettysberg"
"The CIA's Cubans at the Bay of Pigs"
"The French at Waterloo"
"The British at Gallipoli"
"The Germans at Stalingrad"
"The Romans at Cannae"
"The Japanese at Iwo Jima"
"The Saxons at Hastings"
"The Vikings at Super Bowls IV, VII, VIII, and XI"
"George Bush at Syntax"


Half a brain, half a brain,
Half a brain onward,
All in the Panel of Death
Wanked the six hundred.
"Forward Tea Bag Brigade!
Charge for the left!" she said.
Into the Panel of Death
Wanked the six hundred.

Forward, Tea Bag Brigade!"
Was there Obama dismay'd?
Not tho' the socialist knew
Some one had blunder'd.
Theirs not to blog reply,
Theirs not to twitter why,
Theirs but to wank and lie.
Into the Panel of Death
Wanked the six hundred.

Naught to right of them,
Truth to left of them,
Cameras in front of them
Blather'd and blunder'd;
Storm'd at with snot and gel,
Boldly they squawked and fell,
Into the Panel of Death,
Into, uh, logic? oh hell
Wanked the six hundred.

Hard to argue at the moment she didn't pick the right team


"You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me."

America's Best Ham

How Colbert pulls his act off after, what 3 years? is pretty amazing.

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Um, yeah

I believe they demanded more lube:

Asked if Obama is as demanding of Sen. Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn), whose opposition to a public option and Medicare buy-in provision led to their removal, as he has been of progressives like Sens. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) and Tom Harkin (D-Iowa), both staunch supporters of a public plan, Gibbs affirmatively replied: "Yes."

"The president was clear with members of the democratic caucus, including independents who caucus with the Democrats," he said.

America's Concern Troll


Clearly, the Washington Post under Fred Hiatt continues its mission of making sure the least appropriate people comment in the most stupid possible fashion on various topical subjects.

Not being satisfied with climate change being covered by George Will and Sarah Palin we find Richard Cohen discussing his favorite subject, women and why they won't have sex with Richard Cohen, for you see according to Dicky, for men,

...the urge to get closer to cocktail waitresses and denizens of dimly lit hotel lounges is in some way linked to the drive to conquer, to prevail — to succeed. It could explain why all this time into the Age of Feminism, years after women were liberated, women make up less than 20 percent of Congress and only 3 percent of those top CEOs.

The reason the Glass Ceiling has not broken is that women have other priorities — maintaining relationships and being a mother. This is the way it is, and this is the way it has always been.


Yes, apparently according to ol' Dick, women are not ambitious enough because they don't like meaningless sex as much as he does. But fear not, as Richard Cohen will tell you, he knows how to treat a lady.

Cohen appears to know less about women than a puppet on a cow-town television show:




[cross-posted at Firedoglake]

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tough economy

God foreclosed on Oral Roberts.

How you know your book sucks

When you outrank Mein Kampf. So congrats there Ann Coulter and Stephenie Meyer, a woman who writes about sparkly vampires, and a woman who actually is a vampire sans sparkles.

(via the good Roger Ailes)

Apparently, we just all suck

Thanks so much for almost acting like you give a shit what I and two-thirds of the nation think Mr. President, thanks so fucking much.

I'm sure I'll vote for you in 2012, after all, the alternative is Sarah Palin or another equally insane choice. And you and Rahm no doubt know this is my alternative and are relying upon it.

But I'm glad I'm your fucking chump. I want Joe Lieberman punished, and kissing his ass and making him de facto President when the vast majority not just of the base, but the majority of everyone fucking one hates his fucking guts is not at all my cup o' tea. Who's the bigger fuck-face, the fuck-face or the guy who lets the fuck-face get away with being a fuck-face?

And god-dammit, look how many fucks I've put in this fucking post, it's like I'm fucking Thers, fuck, fuck, fuck!

You folks have really done an awesome job playing poker against yourselves. Oh, I know it's so difficult, after all boy-wonder Matthew Yglesias says so and I'm sure so does Li'l Petey Beinart, but how about just once, JUST FUCKING ONCE (DAMN IT!) you take out the god-damn hammer against someone that isn't a member of your fucking base?

Merry fucking Christmas, asshole.

Meanwhile, Booman puts a hap-hap happy face on it all, should you require a change of tune.


And now back to our regular non-ranting programming.

Well, you are 'America's Slump Buster'

Sometimes, the jokes write themselves:

Oh what the fuck does he know?

After all, Sarah Palin and James Inhofe have much better connections to 'Industrial Jesus':

Pope Benedict XVI called for urgent action to protect the environment, saying Tuesday that climate change and natural catastrophes threaten the rights to life, food, health — and ultimately peace.

In his annual message on the Roman Catholic Church's World Day of Peace, the pope argued that the world's economic, social, and environmental problems are moral crises that require mankind to rethink its way of living.

"We can no longer do without a real change of outlook which will result in new life-styles," he said, touching again on a theme that has earned him a reputation as the "green pope."


I guess it's time for Kathryn Lopez to leave the Church if she cannot toss her twinkie-wrappers into the river with a clean conscience.

Shorter Anne Appelbaum

I don't know jack-shit about climatology, but I work at the Washington Post so what me worry?

Take the boot out of your ass because your head is stuck in there...

Toby Keith, International man to tact, and such an appropriate venue:

The country twang guy in a cowboy hat performed an impromptu rap with Will Smith after the Nobel Prize ceremony, and—hey—did he just make "Chinese" eyes during a verse about "yellow" people?

...

Keith appears to be pantomiming Smith's words. He points at Will for "black," himself for "white," flourishes his wrist during "the red and the brown." During "yellow," he gestures to the outer corner of his eye with his pointer finger, and for "bang bang" he makes a finger gun.

"Imposerous!"


So yesterday while describing how Joe Lieberman was essentially lying his arse off, Village denizen extraordinaire Anne Korblut still appeared to call Joe Lieberman's multiple contradictory stands, COURAGEOUS. Because after all, what is more courageous in American history than taking on us dirty effing hippies with our long history of war opposition, peaceful marches, and fabulous meatless lasagna recipes?

Of course, I'm not employed by the Washington Post, which might explain it, but I'm pretty sure "Courageous" doesn't mean what Anne Kornblut thinks it means. The following is a paraphrase but i believe it captures the essence of Kornblut's channeling of Lieberman:

Anne Kornblut: Courage! What makes an uninsured laborer go out every day to labor? Courage! What makes an old man struggle against constant pain? Courage! What helps a young woman conquer breast cancer and work off her uninsured debts the rest of her days? Courage. What makes a rape victim leave their house? Courage! What makes heart attack victim in debt not lose faith in their country? Courage! Who takes Chemotherapy though expensive each shot after having to put Blue Cross in the position to say what's covered and what's not? What have they got that Joe Lieberman ain't got?

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman and about 80 percent of the nation
: Courage!

Anne Kornblut: Oh, you kids and your dictionaries!

But fear not, I'm sure somehow Joe Lieberman's non-brave brand of courage will still somehow leave him rewarded.

(pic by Twolf of FDL)


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Monday, December 14, 2009

Look at this SOB

3 Months ago, the whole medicare buy in was treated like it's his fucking idea...



Now he acts like it's the worst thing ever.

Bitter old fucker.

Thanks Republicans, Thanks Alan Greenspan, Thanks Democrats like Joe Lieberman, Thanks Bill Kristol, Thanks FoxNews

Oh, and thank you Wall Street Journal Editorial Page, because this Holiday Season of Misery is mostly all on you, fuckers:

As a longtime Santa Claus at a suburban Chicago mall, Rod Riemersma used to jokingly tell children they would get socks for Christmas if they were naughty.

This year, he stopped telling the joke. Too many children were asking for socks. "They've probably heard their parents say, 'Geez, I wish I had some money to get them clothes,' " says Mr. Riemersma, 56 years old.

A wintry measure of hard times can be found this holiday season on the knee of white-bearded, red-suited men around the country. A couple of years ago, children were shooting for the moon, asking St. Nick for Xboxes, iPods and laptops. But with the economy still fragile, many children are requesting basics such as shoes, library cards and even eyeglasses, say dozens of Santas who work at malls or on the party circuit.