Greta Van Susteran's facelift almost cracked

When she discovered that Rupert's mechanical sharks had failed to take out spoiled white woman Watertiger - who undoubtedly with the help of Aquaman survived a weeklong vacation in the Devil's Triangle.

Or something.

Anyway, she's back blogging and it is not just in the forlorn hope I will get to see "tanlines" that I tell you she should hit 500,000 visits as soon as possible. So go do what you can.