Attention Conspiracists

Here's some fodder:

President Bush said his 2004 re-election victory over Sen. John Kerry was inadvertently aided by Osama bin Laden, The Washington Examiner newspaper reported Tuesday...

"What does it mean? Is it going to help? Is it going to hurt?" Bush told Sammon of the bin Laden tapes. "Anything that drops in at the end of a campaign that is not already decided creates all kinds of anxieties, because you're not sure of the effect.

"I thought it was going to help," Bush said. "I thought it would help remind people that if bin Laden doesn't want Bush to be the president, something must be right with Bush."

Of course, unasked by this news report is the flip-side of the question.

One could ask, whether Osama knows what's good for his business too -- and Bush is fucking fantastic for Al Qaeda. Plus the two families do go way back.

Bin Laden is more than happy to have you as President you incompetent boob.