I report, you decide

If I was like a journalist and respectible I'd be more careful.

But the Washington Posts tells me I'm pond scum -- and frankly that gives me a lot of leeway.

So, was Big Time having a small time with his mistress when he was out in Texas?

Jesus, I know I'm an agnostic and all, but surely you could find a way to love me just a little and let this be true?