Vox Uteri

Atrios had a quite frightening post of Health and Human Services new program geared to woman, "the...

Unilateral
Possession of
Young
Ovulating
Uteri by
Republican
Sociopaths Act of 2006"

In a fashion of course, this is an act that will ultimately apply to both sexes -- cause they have a lot of the "sex" in the United States.

I guess it all goes back to something I put up back in April 2005:

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, BUT!

I've never been one of them!

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:

They'll take you as soon as you're warm.


You don't have to be a six-footer.


You don't have to have a great brain.


You don't have to have any clothes on. You're


A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because


Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.


Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.


Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.

God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,

But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.

Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs

O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

God shall strike them down for

Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite iraaaaate!