So, ah...well....

Are you going to prom with anybody this year?


I was thinking of just hanging out with Gwen Ifill, doing each others hair.


Because we could go together. I hear the theme this year is "Iran, third time's the Charm" or maybe it's "Xanadu".


"Oh, I loooooooooove Xanadu...and I love bombin' Iran. I'll wear my new boots."


"Hey, do you and Condi want to double date at the Prom?"


"But no Democrats!"


"Of course not, I never chose to associate with those people."