
Are you going to prom with anybody this year?

I was thinking of just hanging out with Gwen Ifill, doing each others hair.

Because we could go together. I hear the theme this year is "Iran, third time's the Charm" or maybe it's "Xanadu".

"Oh, I loooooooooove Xanadu...and I love bombin' Iran. I'll wear my new boots."

"Hey, do you and Condi want to double date at the Prom?"

"But no Democrats!"

"Of course not, I never chose to associate with those people."
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