Instead of watching the preznit last night I decided to do something more enlightening by viewing the classic film Santa Claus Conquers the Martians through the lens of MST3K. At first I thought our commander was like the evil villain Voldar the evil martian who hates everything nice, played to perfection by the incomparable Vincent Beck (Bush would never compare to the benevolent leader Kimar). Always quick to pull his air gun on hapless victims, Voldar proved to be too much like Cheney. Then it struck me, Bush is Dropo.
Hear Bush speak (clue: he is the second voice you hear):
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars5.wav
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