Breeding Hope Through Forced Governance

I missed the chimp's press conference the other morning but was able to read transcripts and watch clips of a most embarassing performance by the leader of the free world. He was so bad I am left to wonder what kind of desperation leads his handlers to feed him to the wolves like that--so ill-prepared. T-bogg put up a clip of a classic stream-of-consciousness, meandering, non-answer that is exhibit "A" of the stupidity of the man.

My one wish is that we would hear the press start snickering during one of these moments and build to a crescendo of belly laughs. Of course that will never happen, but how do they keep straight faces?