If George Bush were President

1863:
"What the hell is four-score? Give it up for my good friend President Davis!"

1902:
"Barely be able to speak badly and bomb the fuck out of the evildoers. All the canal construction will be handled by Standard Oil, right Dick?"

1933:
"If I were you, I'd be fucking afraid, 'cuz without me, you'd all die. And it would hurt. A lot!"

1963:
"Itch bean ein berlinererer"